Max Wassen

Max Wassen is a lazy, self absorbed, homeless looking rapper who was born and raised in Toronto, Ontario. He has more in common with an orangutang than he does actual humans, and has the looks to prove it. He can make a kickass omelette, adores his grandmothers banana bread recipe, and by god if the Toronto Maple Leafs don't get their act together he will lose what little sanity he has left. Other than that, he's a pretty dope artist when given the chance.